I was drawing and I was writing a “I” but because of stabilizers, and lifting the pen too early, I ended up with the most perfect J I have ever seen.
man this looks like a great candy cane. such a fucking perfect candy cane i want to shove it deep inside my squishy butthole.
my butthole begs for candy cane so perfect as this.
a candy cane can only fufill my anal desires.
Well no support from anyone. Thanks a lot Tumblr faggots. I would help you out with your endeavors but you clearly don’t give any shits about me.
I FINALLY GO ON A DATE WITH SOMEONE AND SHE SAYS SHE WASN’T READY FOR A RELATIONSHIP!!!! Fuck my whole life, my entire life. I wanna just fucking die, die a slow painful death. The same thing happened last time with Caitlyn. Except this was shorter. Can’t even do anything right, I’ll never be loved and I’ll never have a relationship. No one will ever give a fuck about me ever. No one will even care about this post, scrolling right past it. I get fucking treated like shit in life and I have terrible luck and I just want the pain to go away.
Fun biology fact the color of a boy’s lips is also the color of the head of his penis
I think about this post a lot
now im just staring at my dick and thinking